Might have taught my 3 year old nephew a bad habit.

Whenever he burps he says "excuse you"

When my youngest niece was that age, she'd copy my go-to response for questions I couldn't answer: "Internet"

Example:
Who told you it's ok to have candy after bed time? "Internet"

Why won't you do as you're told? "Internet"

Did you brush your teeth? "Internet"

pride49 · 31-35, M

@BarbossasHusband how could the Internet help you know if they brushed their teeth? Lol

BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M

@pride49 you ever watched Fairly Odd Parents?

Short version: the main character (a kid) has fairy god parents, and he keeps wishing for stuff. Whenever his parents ask "where did you get that?" his response is always "internet"

I started using that answer for random question, which my niece then picked up from me 😅

pride49 · 31-35, M

@BarbossasHusband lol I remember that

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

My grandson farts he blames grandma he's 3

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