I Love Going to the Gym

So I like going to work out and I go generally very early. But I still won't be left alone. So today at the gym at 6am on a Sunday,.. basically alone. I head to my cardio on a stationary bike. I go to the very end by the wall. I don't want anyone around me. There are five Smith machines in front of me. One immediately to my front with the rest trailing off to my right.

So I am doing my thing, when here comes this female,..wearing a one piece body suit,..with no back,.hot hot pink, and very revealing. She begins to workout in front of me. Doing squats, and then doing various poses in front of me. I am being a good fellow send just not trying to stare at her. Then, in a few minutes women begin filling all the machines right around me. The rest of the gym is deserted that they all come around me. What in the world. That is my rant. If I stare,..I am sooo wrong.