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Technically I had a girlfriend in the second grade, but I wouldn't say she was my first love (I looked her up as an adult out of curiosity and we predictably have zero in common these days)
But we did show each other our junk on the playground and I said something stupid like "where's the rest of yours?"
But we did show each other our junk on the playground and I said something stupid like "where's the rest of yours?"