New profile pic like a boss.

@lightningblue: Is that...is that Harley Quinn plus Shego? Whoa...

@lightningblue: Bruh, how've you been fam? My bestest best buddy, you!!

@lightningblue: I'm not hating it

@EatingCereal: Oh hey Cereal, what's good?

@BlueMetalChick: yes it is !

@BlueMetalChick: Nothing much B)
Wbu? I'm looking for something to do

@BlueMetalChick: stop talking to Cereal, he's evil

@EatingCereal: Well I'm in Serbia right now. I had to leave the USA to get a kidney transplant after getting lead poisoning from a gunshot wound. So...yeah, it's been eventful.

@BlueMetalChick: Your life... is amazing!

@BlueMetalChick: OH MY GOODNESS, WHO SHOT YOU???
Are you okay???

@EatingCereal: you probably had something to do with that shooting !

@EatingCereal: I was shot by accident by a policeman. I was trying to buy marijuana and I got caught by an undercover officer. I was gonna go quietly but my asshole coworker started blasting at him with a fucking pocket pistol. I got scared and ran away and was shot in the back while running. It was a mistake and not meant to happen but the bullet wasn't taken out and I got lead poisoning. I'm alright now because I've been to the hospital and my sister donated me one of her kidneys.

@BlueMetalChick: I still believe its EatingCereal fault

@lightningblue: NO I DIDN'T MATE!!!
And I am INNOCENT!!
So what if I stole ur cereal man...and did...THE THING???


@BlueMetalChick: So sorry :(
I hope you get well soon
Did you sue the HELL out of him? Shooting you like that is illegal!
You have a case

@EatingCereal: I do, but I have to return to the USA first. Besides, cops murder people every day and don't get in trouble. I was shot by genuine mistake so I dunno.

@EatingCereal: you're not innocent, you know you're not

@lightningblue: ;>_>
Hey man...forgive me already...it's been over a YEAR since the THING!!
Come on bro, ya gotta believe me!
I'm a changed man!

@EatingCereal: a year ? the lastest THING happened a week ago
you keep repeating it

;>_>
I can explain!

@EatingCereal: explain to someone who cares !
thats not me

Great! :D
I'm glad ya don't care man!
We can finally put this behind us