Is it even worth posting a selfie thread when you already know what everyone and their alts look like ?

My alt is way hotter

We do

Lets see that mug innit.

Not until everyone has seen all my outfits, and I’m always buying new clothes

Please give me a heads up on the alts 👀

Yup, can't keep this beauty all to myself.

Last time y'all have seen me it was 20 lbs ago

*deactivates 28 alts

On the grounds of human decency and out of respect for all the healthy retinas out there, be assured, I shall not be posting a selfie.

To show off my boobs

We know.. the same expressions stuck for years. 😄

I have no alts

I post this pic over half the time a selfie post goes around anyway .. 'cause, hey, I'm not Brad Pitt. 🤷😎

No one tells me nufing😏