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I have an announcement to make. With an incredible twist.

For those in the site that have not fully accepted me yet.

I say, worry no more.

I have finally received my first unrequested D pic.
And it was a big one I tell you.

I also want to thank my D provider for his kindness and understanding when I, after profusely complimenting him, told him that I felt flattered but did not require any more portraits of his pride and joy.

I also appreciated him not trying to force it down my throat. Figuratively of course.

Figuratively!

I think that in view of these events I have finally made it to the top echelons of SW.

Thank you, I feel humbled.

I've been waiting a long time for this honor.

INCREDIBLE TWIST.

As I was so diligently answering the comments below I received a notification.

Totally and out of the blue from someone I have absolutely no idea who he is sent this.


Now, that has to count for something two unrequested messages in one day!

A D pic and and insult from some nut job.

I am blessed 🥹

I HAVE DEFINITELY MADE IT!!!
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M Best Comment
Welcome to the club
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@CurrentName I did not
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee look at the post 😄
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee This thing still makes me laugh.

@CurrentName

The only way to feel like you belong is to be detached.

That’s when you find yourself!

To never be needed or wanted in a world that always makes you feel like you should be needed.

You’ll never need or be needed. It’s freeing…

I don’t even think that makes sense lol 😂
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@FaerieDust
It does my friend it does.
But now you bring up another dilemma.

You're telling me I've been waiting for a D pic all this time for nothing??
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@FaerieDust I was playing before but I do understand what you were saying. Don't want to sound dismissive.
I'm going to think about that one.

Thank you for writing that.


Now like I was saying....
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Thanks for the BC 🤙
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee
It captures the spirit of the post perfectly.
Still makes me laugh.
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@MsSwan
Don't you dare take this accomplishment from me.
It's mine and you can't have it!
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@MsSwan I was just now thinking.
You remember that one little experiment they ran in school where they'd put the kids in a line then whispered something to the first one and he'd repeated it to the second kid and so on?
The purpose was to show how rumors tend to end with a completely different story.
They should do that here but with D pics.

One day you're happily debating some jerk about whatever when suddenly

PAM!

You're it!!
@CurrentName Yes, I remember, lol.
Don’t feed them. They’ll start bringing their friends.
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@Mamapolo2016
Haha
That's funny .
I hope not.
One of those is all I can handle.
Congratulations on the first step of becoming one of us...
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@HootyTheNightOwl
Thank you😊
Neuman · M
🥺 they grow up so fast.
The whole thing has a campy “I’ve been knighted by the degenerates” quality. Very much: at last, I belong — the internet has abused me personally.
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays
HEY!!!
I think you have hit on something there my friend.
A knighthood.
And you'd get on your knees but instead of slapping your shoulders with a sword, they'd do it with their D!!!!
You sir, are a genius!!!
peterlee · M
Someone sent me one to paint once. I declined.

Wait till you get the scammers trying to get your bank details. They can be very subtle.
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@peterlee
Ha That's a new angle.

Hey I see you're an artist here's my D 😄
peterlee · M
@CurrentName Exactly🤣
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@peterlee
I once saw in one of those sites where people sell their stuff, this one guy was selling a couch but you could see him naked in the mirror behind the couch.
CurrentName · 51-55, M
@kodiac
It took a couple of seconds for the picture to come thru.
I watched with anticipation thinking

Oh hell...is it going to be a ...you know what pic???

😄

I'm actuslly surprised no one has "bombed" the post yet.

Thank you for stopping by my friend.

 
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