That’s a tough choice

I don't think I've gotten any of those. I don't much see the point in being terribly elaborate for such a thing, although I've seen many people complain about people being so terribly rude and not doing all the formal steps that they expect. it must be a hoot to ride a bus with people like that and try to give them something they dropped.

A message saying I seem like a good soul and they can relate to a lot of my posts, we’ve been talking ever since.

this lovely woman told me her kids think she's a robot

I honestly can't remember - it was probably something along the lines of 'hey what's up?' These day's I think I scare people off. 😂

Many. Someone complaining about a comment I posted and then getting angry about it.
The marriage proposal (I think she said Albania ??)

Oh wait, you said best. 😂

None. It's been always me who sends introductory message in a creative manner only to get no reply or just one word / line...

😀

Most of the introductory ones aren't that strange. The creeps like to take it slow with me. One was some weirdo asking if I'd seen my sister naked.

A really weird one was some guy asking if I'd rather rip apart a handkerchief or a napkin and then he sent me videos of himself sitting in a dark room, moaning, and ripping apart both of those items.

I don't remember receiving any.

🤷‍♂

I only keep messages from friends im currently talking to otherwise .....

"Hello how are doing?"

A "woman" asked if I wanted to use a cucumber on her.

When I replied that using celery would really excite me, she blocked me.

Hi

*that's all they say

once someone wrote me a poem

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The wrestling/karate trolls are worth, well, an eyebrow raise. I hesitate to say that they're either creative or funny, at least the way I understand those words.

A random 🍆 pic...

Anyone who has sent one tends to be a bit generic and sophomoric
Although, not always

Years ago, some "woman" sent me a pic of her "daughter". Um, right ...

"You have a cool name. Wanna get me pregnant?"

Was this whole funny elaborate fun messsge. Actually got my attention, quickly ruined by the last line asking how adventurous I am and would i like to see his dick

Not a damn one by private messages that’s for sure.

Blocked lol😀

"Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate".

Lol