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Dear men of SW ...

Our ego stroking services are closed indefinitely

Kind regards,
Ladies * and men pretending to be ladies * of SW
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
I’ve already sent every user with an f by their name a D pic and I still don’t have a girlfriend so I give up anyways
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@ShepherdBard it’s way too small, that’s why 🤷🏼‍♀
SW-User
@ShepherdBard hmmm I never got one. 🤨
SW-User
@SW-User @mindstruggle he might be a tripod!
SW-User
@Mooed78 He thought he was being discreet
HumanEarth · F
@Mooed78 Maybe he thought its mouth was a too big for his tiny schmeckle

SW-User
@MsSwan what SW member is dat
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout thats one spicy meat a ball
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I'm too geriatric for this!

mindstruggle · 31-35, F
@SW-User
That must be the first goat 😂
SW-User
@mindstruggle it was the last goat
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@mindstruggle you just buried bard alive :O
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
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*whispers* I don’t think that’s what they want stroked 😐
SW-User
@Pinkstarburst 🤭 just play along
@SW-User
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SW-User
@ShepherdBard hasn't sent every F a D pic 🙄
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ReneeT · 61-69, F
And take that 😠
KelXtraAF · 31-35, F
Agreed. I don’t even have the energy to block it’ll just sit there. 😴
😏 And women wonder why my profile reads the way it does. 🙄
HobNoblin · 36-40, M
I didn't know there were any, I hadn't noticed.
CH4SilentButDeadly · 100+, M
I hope to God the other stroking services are still open ..

I have a regular appointment every few days , and there will be hell to pay if I miss any of them ..


👀 🙄..

Did I say days ...🙄...I meant hours.

Times ticking ..

FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
Stroke it ..wasn’t that a song🤔
@FoolishLuna Hmm..stroke by Billy Squire. I prefer to think it’s about rowing….but..umm…. As an adult its hard to miss.
FoolishLuna · 56-60, F
@nonsensiclesnail that’s it … oh my .. haven’t heard that song in forever !
@FoolishLuna He is an artist I forget exists, but I loved his music once. A long time ago.
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HumanEarth · F
I'm pretending to be a man, because I am I a man. Just the F don't know it yet
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Let’s just put them all in here 🤭

Mooed78 · F
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SW-User
@FreestyleArt I have extra shovels
empanadas · 31-35, M
The average man on
sw be like
SW-User
@empanadas that must of took lots of baby oil ....ouch

 
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