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A pair of Minnesota-raised turkeys were pardoned today by President Joe Biden. What crime did one or both of these turkeys allegedly commit?

Poll - Total Votes: 8
I don't know.
A made up crime to make Gropey Joe look compassionate.
Same crimes the Democrats allege Trump committed.
The crime the turkeys committed was...
None. Democrats and the media love to make up crimes to divert from their own.
Nazi Fascists don't need a crime.
Practicing for Hunter.
I see what you are doing here. 馃ぃ
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NinaTina26-30, F Best Comment
He thpught the turkeys were his son and trump
@NinaTina 馃槀 Clever. Candidate for best answer.
NinaTina26-30, F
@LoneVoice thank you
@NinaTina Thank YOU. You made me laugh.

caPnAhab26-30, M
Pretty sure Trump Pardoned Turkeys too.. I assumed it was a presidential tradition
caPnAhab26-30, M
@LoneVoice for being a turkey

fyi, I am not guaranteed to answer simple questions
ServantOfTheGoddess61-69, M
@caPnAhab Looking on from Canada I find this tradition very weird. The implication would appear to be that all the turkeys that [b]are [/b]slaughtered for Thanksgiving dinners are being put to death for some heinous crime... ?
fanuc201351-55, F
@caPnAhab Old tradition, been happening ever since I can remember
Virgo7961-69, M
I'd bet a paycheck he doesn't know he did that.
@Virgo79 Listen to his speech. You can hardly understand his slurring and mumbling.
Virgo7961-69, M
@LoneVoice i don't want to do that, can't speak that what ever it is, maybe hes a space alien 馃
nedkelly61-69, M
Voted Trump
Sidewinder36-40, M
@nedkelly Funny.

But all jokes aside, turkeys can't do human things, voting being one of them.
cherokeepatti61-69, F
I don鈥檛 know but I鈥檝e seen better looking turkeys than those two. Their tail feathers looked straggly. They usually get some nice-looking turkeys to use for this before Thanksgiving.
@cherokeepatti Maybe they were homeless turkeys. 馃槀
HoraceGreenley56-60, M

The turkey or turkeys are pardoned for unspecified offenses
MrBrownstone46-50, M
January 6th
@MrBrownstone Wouldn't surprise me. Is Minnesota a red state?
Sidewinder36-40, M
The thing that puzzles me... Is what kind of crime could a turkey do?

I mean it's just a species of flightless bird, right?
@Sidewinder Then why the pardon?

And turkeys fly very efficiently.
Sidewinder36-40, M
@LoneVoice I never thought turkeys could fly because I've never seen one actually fly, therefore, I've always been under the impression that turkeys, like ostriches, penguins, and chickens were flightless.

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