Finally, my ship has come in!
For the first time in a long time I checked my junk email folder, and low and behold!:
1. The Counselor (attorney) for a Nigerian Prince wants to give me 1m U.S $ to help transfer certain assets of the Prince to the United States.
2. McAfee wants to protect my computer for free!
3. A law firm wants to represent me in a lawsuit against the government for pollution at Camp Lejeune - big money here!
4. Ace Hardware wants to give me a free cordless drill.
5. American Airlines says I have enough points to get a round trip ticket to anywhere I want.
6. The Social Security Administration has thousands of dollars in a account that belongs to me.
Allo I need to do is send them my banking information and within 2 weeks, all this will be mine! I really need to get off here and reply with my information. Goodbye friends, I'm rich! Aren't you sorry you weren't' nicer to me.
1. The Counselor (attorney) for a Nigerian Prince wants to give me 1m U.S $ to help transfer certain assets of the Prince to the United States.
2. McAfee wants to protect my computer for free!
3. A law firm wants to represent me in a lawsuit against the government for pollution at Camp Lejeune - big money here!
4. Ace Hardware wants to give me a free cordless drill.
5. American Airlines says I have enough points to get a round trip ticket to anywhere I want.
6. The Social Security Administration has thousands of dollars in a account that belongs to me.
Allo I need to do is send them my banking information and within 2 weeks, all this will be mine! I really need to get off here and reply with my information. Goodbye friends, I'm rich! Aren't you sorry you weren't' nicer to me.
