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Finally, my ship has come in!

For the first time in a long time I checked my junk email folder, and low and behold!:

1. The Counselor (attorney) for a Nigerian Prince wants to give me 1m U.S $ to help transfer certain assets of the Prince to the United States.
2. McAfee wants to protect my computer for free!
3. A law firm wants to represent me in a lawsuit against the government for pollution at Camp Lejeune - big money here!
4. Ace Hardware wants to give me a free cordless drill.
5. American Airlines says I have enough points to get a round trip ticket to anywhere I want.
6. The Social Security Administration has thousands of dollars in a account that belongs to me.

Allo I need to do is send them my banking information and within 2 weeks, all this will be mine! I really need to get off here and reply with my information. Goodbye friends, I'm rich! Aren't you sorry you weren't' nicer to me.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
That happened to me. I'm livin' it up at the Hotel California!
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@hunkalove Ah yes, it's such a lovey place.
SweetMae · 61-69, F
😆 Darn ... I should have been nicer to you!
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@SweetMae wellllll, I do second chances 😜
SweetMae · 61-69, F
@Ontheroad 😏
Sparklesatnite · 51-55, F
I hate to burst your bubble there .. but yes your wealthy but with the knowledge that all of those emails are a scam and even richer with the knowledge that you have given everyone a giggle and smile with your sense of humour …

mental note next time be much nicer to …. who are you again ……🤭
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@Sparklesatnite Who am I? Ouch, my heart is shattered!🤣
Sparklesatnite · 51-55, F
well with all that wealth you get a new heart ❤️ 😜@Ontheroad
CharlesRomsey · 61-69, M
Similarly, I am next line to the throne of Swaziland. A thousand naked virgins will be waiting.....
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@CharlesRomsey Wait! Care to trade for my free round trip ticket to wherever you want to go? I'll even throw in the drill. 😜
CharlesRomsey · 61-69, M
@Ontheroad Will your chuck fit a thousand virgins, or is it metric?
Dan193 · 26-30, M
That's unaccounted money, you'll get in trouble if you accept all that money.
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@Dan193 *in my best Bogart voice* Trouble is my middle name.
Dan193 · 26-30, M
I think you should sue your email provider, they had all these in junk, omg, imagine if they got deleted 😅😂
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@AthenaArena @AthenaArena Why didn't I think of that? Now I suppose you'll want a cut. This getting rich stuff ain't easy.
Suaimhneas · 22-25, M
I'm so rich from all these Princes wanting to help me that I only bother with those that offer me $25 million or more :D
Lushi · 36-40, F
Lol Looks like the junk gets nicely customised as per countries.
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@Lushi And it's all mine! 🤣
Lushi · 36-40, F
@Ontheroad Do u wanna trade because i have a lot of money in my junk? But no prince has ever contacted me lol or no one wants to give me a free service. Fake banks always say i have a pre-approved loan
Northwest · M
Nothing from the IRS issuing a warrant for your arrest?
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@Northwest that was last year. I'm smart though, i didnt take the money order to the lady in the park. I sent it directly to the P.O. Box in the Grand Caymans.
Whyme · 41-45, M
Well look at you reelin in the goodness and im happy for ya but still say it the expansion rate of different metals that are assisted with warming an engine not oil flow lol i think that was our only disagreement and i still stand my ground on that lol
Leggs · 46-50, F
So all this rich and wealth comes your way and you're going to forget us? Now all those things are nice but what about that extended car warranty?
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@Leggs no, not forget, but im joining hunkalove at The Hotel California and their internet is crappy 😁
whowasthatmaskedman · 61-69, M
Wow! Can I go halves in a lottery ticket your you?? You buy it and take my half out of the winnings..😷
iamonfire696 · 36-40, F
I have been nice to you 🤭
Ontheroad · 61-69, M
@iamonfire696 Sure, now they come to me... where were you when? Huh?🤣
iamonfire696 · 36-40, F
@Ontheroad I have been around waiting for you of course 🤭🤣🤭

 
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