Can 2 + 2 = 5 ?

If at least one has a fertile egg and another a pollinator, eventually they'll get there.

No.

But 2 + 5 = 2 in the integers modulo 5:

In this system, if x > y, then x = y if x-y is a multiple of 5.

After smokin a lot of dope maybe

Anything is possible

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When you are drunk

It's plausible.

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