Since my social media political posts may now be monitored and used in evidence against me...

... I would just like to say, that I think your very fine and upstanding president is a veritable example of Intellectual and selfless leadership I have ever had the privilege to witness, albeit it shepherded and filtered through the BBC. I cannot wait for 3 November when I hope, nay I am sure and beyond certain, the rest of the peaceful world will be soooo glad you have been elected for a second, but sadly final term of office. There are a lot of Nasty people out there who are always asking quite needless and Nasty questions. How dare they. You are of course above all this.

So, with that sincere and heartfelt accolade, can your aides please direct me to the work camp where I can help build that wall. And, the rubber gloves will not I hope be required when I next present myself at JFK passport clearance. I hope this meets the new quite understandable social media posting guidelines. 🤟🇺🇸🤟 (🤞)