a few that I consider real friends and that I would love to sit and drink beer with if they weren't so damned far away.

Hard to say.

tons but i only regularly privately talk to like 20ish

I'd say one for sure
I think the other person I ' get on' with is just being polite though :/

I’m a great friend btw..just saying 😄

None. I thought I had a friend here but she left a month ago without telling me so fuck her.

None yet, hopefully find some soon tho

More than I ever had in real life

Real true friends?
Less than 10

What's less than zero?

Not a single one

Just you

A handful.

That's enough.

Maybe 5? 🤷‍♀️