Kipper and eggs for breakfast?

@SW-User

@SW-User its a fish

@SW-User still doesn't tell me what it is...I ain't eating nothing weird, or gross

@Jm31xxx eeew [b]no![/b] I'll just have coffee 😩

@SW-User Nothing fishy, huh?

@SW-User It's a smoked herring and it's neither weird nor gross. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kipper

Kippers, poached eggs, toast (not plastic bread) and marmalade (with butter not some sloppy spreadable vegetable fat), a pot of tea: a breakfast fit for the gods.