Well I'm not gonna be online too much for a little while here due to technical difficulties.

@OfflineFriend I'm unharmed but royally pissed off. I got lucky as hell though, for two reasons. The first is that all but one of the knives survived with no damage, and the only one that broke was a worthless historical replica. And the second reason is because the computer still functions; only the screen is broken. Meaning I didn't lose my files. I'm using an HDMI cable and my television to create an ad hock external monitor so I can back up all my files to a 256gb flash drive.

@BlueMetalChick did it happen like out of nowhere ?

@OfflineFriend Yes. I was sleeping in bed and all of a sudden there was this incredibly loud crashing noise. I didn't know what the fuck had happened for a second until I jumped out of bed.

@BlueMetalChick well glad you are ok and most knives are ok , are you going to buy a new one or repair it ?

@OfflineFriend It isn't worth it to repair this computer, it's a few years old already and so finding replacement parts for it is difficult and expensive. Plus the battery is deteriorating and it can't hold a good charge anymore. It'll be much better, and less money, to just buy a new computer.

@BlueMetalChick oh ok , so just phone sw untill further notice ?

@OfflineFriend Yeah, pretty much.

@BlueMetalChick well atleast you didn't lose your files on your computer , I would say that's the real value of the computer

@OfflineFriend Dude you have no idea how fucking pissed I would have been, I have so many irreplaceable files on this computer from old smartphone camera rolls that I would have actually cried lol

@BlueMetalChick yeah , videos , maybe uni files , your deep fried memes folder complete gone 😱. That would have been a nightmare