Do you know, how it feels to be home? Naturally there are occasional fights and you get suddenly stabbed with a fork, but...

As I came back on Similar Worlds, after this silly hiatus I had to take, I was actually feeling nervous.

I'm not nervous anymore, as -let the Almighty Bob be my witness - I'm glad you didn't give up on me coming back.

Now... If there isn't anybody, on board, that can land this airplane safely.... I think I'd go for the free Indian massage now.

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LyricalOne · F

We love you Donkey Balls. ❤️

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@LyricalOne You do that on purpose, but... Love taken, kept, sealed with a proper frog -shaped zipper.

LyricalOne · F

@ZonkeyBalls To bug the Grammar Nazi in you. 😉

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@LyricalOne Ï just had some girl messaging with me in PM yesterday.

I just tried to help her, but she just buzzed off for some reason. No commas, periods, even a completely missing hyphen from "it's".

I can't understand why she haven't answered back to me, when I asked her about her sudden silence. I think she just got mauled by a tiger, a clown, or both of them together.

LyricalOne · F

@ZonkeyBalls Must be that. Because women find men who correct their grammar so darn sexy.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@LyricalOne Well, you are into me because of my incredibly sexy, muscular body... I just still have to figure out, who stole my penis this time. Probably Jerry, he's a prankster.

LyricalOne · F

@ZonkeyBalls Jerry the Penis Prankster. He does gigs here in the states.

ZonkeyBalls · 46-50, M

@LyricalOne I know and every single time his hit piece belongs to me. "Look at this, folks! Have you ever seen worse than this? Even my good olde granny has a bigger one!"