I've been here a week!

depends on how hard you work at it

the only way to get banned apparently is to post porn.

You seem harmless enough, I think you're safe.

Usurp the thrones! Then you'll get attacked for being better than they are.

If you stick with everything duck? Probably a long time.

Are you doing something inappropriate that SHOULD get you banned?

I'd give it a few more weeks

Depends. How's the veal?

depends what you say