If the year was your number of profile views, what do you think it might be like?

For me, it's the year 2663. Large parts of the earth remain an irradiated wasteland, now inhabited by mutants that wear ancient debris as armor. Tin foil, hub caps. They worship an idol made of smartphone protective sleeves and soda cans and throw makeshift spears at the shattered moon, Thundarr the Barbarian style.