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Marksman1984 路 56-60, M
Because I suspect they lack imagination
TechniCoIorBroccoli 路 46-50, F
What would a pick up line for broccoli be
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Elegy 路 46-50
@TechniCoIorBroccoli I'm gonna snip your florets, quarter your trunks, blanch you and slather you in butter. Prepare to be debaseted!
TechniCoIorBroccoli 路 46-50, F
@Elegy and cover with silton馃あ
Elegy 路 46-50
@TechniCoIorBroccoli ew... no
I try to mix it up a little. maybe this dude really likes oranges alot. bwahahahahaha
Carver 路 31-35, F
No, I'm not a creep who can only think with his gentials.
Good grief, right down to the frickin emoji! You should reveal his name. At least say who it was in the comments.
Good grief, right down to the frickin emoji! You should reveal his name. At least say who it was in the comments.
FreshOranges 路 26-30, F
@Carver jdnick5555
Carver 路 31-35, F
@FreshOranges Thank you.
496sbc 路 36-40, M
Ohhh i see what he means. That he wants to suck on ur breasts. Which idk why u would say that to a girl unless the guy knew her
DistilledSpirit 路 41-45, M
So much orange-related innuendo he could have used, and he chose to use the same poor analogy each time.
MrGoodbar 路 51-55, M
I'm sure there are a ton of unimaginable users here, you must be inundated with that one
mountainman1234 路 70-79, M
Never tried this line does it work ,,,,
FreshOranges 路 26-30, F
@mountainman1234 Not very well, as you see
mountainman1234 路 70-79, M
Thought so you would think that young people could come up with something more inventive ,,,,
Virescent 路 22-25, F
that person sounds like a broken repeating record. Lol!
KatSch 路 41-45, F
I see this all the time and it's usually less pleasant
Lol maybe he thought it might work the second time lol
LostinPlace 路 26-30, M
Was it funnier the second time, I think thats what it might 馃槃
missit15 路 56-60, M
Hummm i never have had a line. Just try to be my funny self!
TheSettingSunIsCrying 路 22-25, M
You know you can just stop answering them right......
Zeusdelight 路 61-69, M
he鈥檚 just a health nut, or maybe just a Nut:)
AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
Gotta love those deep thinkers, lol...damn
No, to avoid situations like the one in your post 馃槄
CrustyDDingus 路 36-40, M
You hid his name, I wanted to suck on his oranges 馃槖
Jimmyorjames 路 M
I think he wants to suck on your oranges 馃
MellyMel22 路 F
[i][c=#BF0080]Some people are desperate [/c][/i]
Tres13 路 51-55, M
want some fresh orange juice
SW-User
Nothing if consistent 馃う
SW-User
robot detected
SW-User
No, it gets too boring
SW-User
Why is this so funny
goagainsttheflow 路 26-30, F
"Oranges"? How lame!
SW-User
Haha... so original
Virgo79 路 61-69, M
Kinda strange馃檮
Elegy 路 46-50
Lol
5thApprentice 路 31-35, M
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