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Marksman1984 · 56-60, M
Because I suspect they lack imagination

TechniCoIorBroccoli · 46-50, F
What would a pick up line for broccoli be
Elegy · 46-50
@TechniCoIorBroccoli I'm gonna snip your florets, quarter your trunks, blanch you and slather you in butter. Prepare to be debaseted!
TechniCoIorBroccoli · 46-50, F
@Elegy and cover with silton🤢
Elegy · 46-50
I try to mix it up a little. maybe this dude really likes oranges alot. bwahahahahaha
mountainman1234 · 70-79, M
Never tried this line does it work ,,,,
FreshOranges · 26-30, F
@mountainman1234 Not very well, as you see
mountainman1234 · 70-79, M
Thought so you would think that young people could come up with something more inventive ,,,,
LostinPlace · 26-30, M
Was it funnier the second time, I think thats what it might 😄
missit15 · 56-60, M
Hummm i never have had a line. Just try to be my funny self!
No, to avoid situations like the one in your post 😅
TheSettingSunIsCrying · 26-30, M
You know you can just stop answering them right......
Lol maybe he thought it might work the second time lol
KatSch · 41-45, F
I see this all the time and it's usually less pleasant
SW-User
Nothing if consistent 🤦
Tres13 · 51-55, M
want some fresh orange juice
SW-User
Why is this so funny
Elegy · 46-50
SW-User
Haha... so original
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Kinda strange🙄
DistilledSpirit · 41-45, M
So much orange-related innuendo he could have used, and he chose to use the same poor analogy each time.
MellyMel22 · F
Some people are desperate
SW-User
robot detected
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
😂😂😂😂😂😂
SW-User
No, it gets too boring
MrGoodbar · 51-55, M
I'm sure there are a ton of unimaginable users here, you must be inundated with that one
Virescent · 26-30, F
that person sounds like a broken repeating record. Lol!
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
"Oranges"? How lame!
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
Gotta love those deep thinkers, lol...damn
Carver · 31-35, F
No, I'm not a creep who can only think with his gentials.

Good grief, right down to the frickin emoji! You should reveal his name. At least say who it was in the comments.
FreshOranges · 26-30, F
@Carver jdnick5555
Carver · 31-35, F
@FreshOranges Thank you.
Zeusdelight · 61-69, M
he’s just a health nut, or maybe just a Nut:)
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
You hid his name, I wanted to suck on his oranges 😒
I think he wants to suck on your oranges 🤔
496sbc · 36-40, M
Ohhh i see what he means. That he wants to suck on ur breasts. Which idk why u would say that to a girl unless the guy knew her

 
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