hair loss is now a disability

according to feminists and so on twitter. Hair loss is now a disability.
Jada Smith is disabled and you should not make jokes about it and if you do, you deserve to be assaulted..

So with that info out in the world. I am applying for disability and those who have mentioned my perfectly shaped masculine bald head in the past is going to get a good slap.
What a time to be alive 🤣