Which part of the US is the best?

I visited the southwest last month, if you like desert, dirt/sand, and the colors brown and tan, go for it. I live in the great lakes area, we have a color here called green, right now every thing is green and alive! We have 4 full seasons, no earthquakes, no hurricanes, no poisonous snakes, we can walk on the pavement with bare feet, without getting 3rd degree burns on our feet. We may not have mountains, but we do have some nice rolling hills, at least on the south east shores of Lake Erie. Oh and that's something else we have, we have lakes that actually have WATER!!!