Why is it that only Lazarus knows what im on about when i mention lobsters ?*

Lol i didnt think you were gong to ask :)

What's all this about then?

they mate for life and they taste good. that's all i know about them

I don't care so much, that my asshole can blow up any moment now from the ultimate notcarying

Are you talking about Lazarus of Bethany where Jesus restored his life after he had been dead for four days

it's the <insert favorite minority group>. it's always the <said minority group>

You should feel sorry for him and have compassion as he follows Leeds United

Lobsters are horrifying! 😫

He's trying to butter you up.

He blocked me

I don't know, why don't you tell me?

im not in on the joke?..

😣

That old fellow, was at least 6 months since we interracted

Lobsters hold each other claws to show their love.

This is from the epic TV show Friends^