When the kids get quiet.. lol

Lower back pain

Intelligence and wit, which is hard to come by.
*and spleens

when i hear a car stop outside my window.

noises in the middle of the night.

Not much! I'm always too distracted to notice anything!

A woman with a mind as sexy as the rest of her.

When I hear "free beer"

A tack on the chair. Ouch!

Fluffy puppies

nudity?

Bewbs

Predictions of Mrs Clinton's political demise.