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A private number keeps calling me...

Is it you? If it is, why should I answer?
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I just called to know...'Who's your daddy'
SW-User
@dumpstermeow: *screams in agony and pleasure, isn't sure if he's enjoying the pain or the sex*
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@anotherclone: you're enjoying ALL of it
SW-User
@dumpstermeow: Like you don't ;)

Thingschange4444 · 51-55, M
Probably some indian scammer with a broken English accent calling himself "Mike Smith" 😅😅😅 These idiots exist to.
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Thingschange4444 · 51-55, M
@Svarog: Lol Redneck? Im British. They dont exist here.
SW-User
please do. I'm in too deep with the mafia and I need you to lend me some cash.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@badazzbasicbich: ....I think you have the wrong number

*hangs up and destoys phone*
SW-User
@dumpstermeow: lol!
Elegy · 46-50
Yes, because I wish to sex you, phone-sex you.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Halcyon: then don't call from a private number 🙄
Elegy · 46-50
It was supposed to be a surprise... for that fantasy you wanted... the surprise kind. 😔
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@Halcyon: 😳
Asm0deus · F
It's a telemarketer letting you know you won the all inclusive cruise trip.
SW-User
Because you're my favourite 😊
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@TheTinMan: such a liar, but I'll take it 🤗
SW-User
@dumpstermeow: I don't lie. 🤗
KerriJC · 51-55, F
I have that stuff you said you wanted.
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Science78 · 36-40, M
Wheres my weed?!!!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@purecrazy93: .... what weed?

*holds in a cough*
Science78 · 36-40, M
@dumpstermeow: How could u!!! 😲
KimmyGary · F
i just got two calls as well
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@KimmyGary: we have the same stalker! 😨
SW-User
To get your money back!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@PrettyHipster: I was wondering when you were going to pay up!
It's that Tennessean.
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kawasaki · 26-30, F
No, too spooky.
Danez · M
SURPRISE!!!
lasergraph · 70-79, M
Yep, I am with Publisher's Clearing House and you just won a shitload of money but I ain't telling you how much because you didn't answer, besides, I don't know how much a shitload is.
SW-User
No.. ignore it... those are phishing scandals.. and depending, they can do damage to one's accounts.
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
it is not me but if it were I would be wanting to talk about something naughty
Justme5969 · 61-69, M
Yes, I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you are and hear your sexy voice...
Tennessean · 31-35, F
The Area code I keep getting is 931 and 901
artiep · 61-69, M
Maybe because I am fun to talk to?
SW-User
I got sober want to join me?
vacationer · M
Totally annoying.
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
You shouldn't.
SW-User
Lemme PM u ;)
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tenente · 100+, M
nice try 'unknown name unknown number' 🙄 i don't even answer calls from people i know!
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@tenente: same...if they knew me they'd know never to call
MethDozer · M
Maybe, answer it and lets find out.
MethDozer · M
@dumpstermeow: If it's my mom then you're gonna hear a lot of boring ass gossip.
dumpstermeow · 41-45, F
@MethDozer: exactly

*hits reject button*
MethDozer · M
@dumpstermeow: You did the right thing.

 
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