have you had any brushes with the law?

I just got over a whole 11 years without trouble. I just got out of jail on the 2nd of May. Just 20 days, but I got a lot of probation and hoops to jump through.

Not a one. But my roommate was a cop once and we played around a little. Does that count?

They won't take me away, I tried :'(

I hereby invoke my rights as guaranteed under the fifth amendment to the constitution of these united states.

I've been stopped for speeding a few times.Been asked out on dates by police officers too.

Quite a few yes.

Of course

No

Not yet, but there's a traffic cop I would like to brush up against. ;)

Psh no

Yes. I brushed up against a sexy meter maid

Yes, up to and including a cop drawing a gun on me.