Do you guys do this

Ya, I've hit ceiling so many times, that I just painted it yellow!

Even worse

I don't know about anyone else but I cannot piss with a boner to save my life, I gotta get it taken care of before hand.

Never been able to shoot out the window when I wake up in the morning and it's erect but I have missed the tolilet sometimes because of a morning one. It's embarrassing sometimes.

Yeah...it takes posture adjustment and some pressing down. lol

The solution is surprisingly simple..

LOL 😂

Hilarious Beach...

Wow, I'm gay as hell.

OMG 😱

😜

if your dick is hard no way the piss is coming out that fast