You think you've got a stressful job?

It said "No nukes" not "No nudes".

Stand down for what?

You reached your limit it says and you are throttled

the only place on the planet where making people watch 'the interview' isn't a war crime.

nimbus block Donald trump

Well boss I've succeeded in changing Nimbus's Avatar - should I now hack Trumps Twitter account ?

It's scary just looking at this picture

'Try cleaning the mouse.'

It's just the North Korean version of this meme.

lol

always those old guys with the notepads

So every single female agent we sent to defeat America is on BACKPAGE?

Try the death ray!

Hot?

C:\>find misslie_codes
C:\Bad command or file name
C:\>find missile_codes or I'm a dead man
C:\Syntax error?

'Pornhub has a special offer- just for you!'

now select which bullet we will execute you with

Do they know who they're fucking with! I'm Mighty Mouse and I'll launch a mighty attack and show them.

"soldier, you are so fired and I'm using your hair to line my coat after your execution"

"I will find everyone who posts insults about me on social media and gut them"

"Nuke them"

You lose on the next level...you die IRL!