I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase, ''Thank you for coming?''

A guy walks into a sperms bank and gets escorted to his room. On the way he passes a room and sees a beautiful female nurse Givin a guy a bj. When he gets to his room there is just a stack of dirty magazines. The guy says, "will that nurse I just saw be assisting me?"

The attendant looks at his chart and says, "No. That other guy has private insurance and you just have ObamaCare."