I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase, ''Thank you for coming?''

Or "come again soon"

Or when a guy walks in and drops his bag, spilling out the contents and the receptionist says, "can I give you a hand?"

A guy walks into a sperms bank and gets escorted to his room. On the way he passes a room and sees a beautiful female nurse Givin a guy a bj. When he gets to his room there is just a stack of dirty magazines. The guy says, "will that nurse I just saw be assisting me?"

The attendant looks at his chart and says, "No. That other guy has private insurance and you just have ObamaCare."

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I'd answer this but i've never been to one.

"Come in, we're open".

Good one.

Hands on lady?

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lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo that would be too funny

I don't get it.

I am sure there are tshirts for the sperm bank office Christmas party with that on it
Hehe

Haha. Good one

I wonder how much more effective this organisation would become if instead of paying the people who go there and "contribute" with money, they'd give them a hand free of charge, as long as they got the bi-products...

lmao

HA!