You have been left ???? in the will, I will now read your inheritance

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@AnukBinary: 😆

@calicuz: 😂

@tiffanyandasaltshaker: hang on missy, you are travelling with Nigel - lol

@nedkelly: @tiffanyandasaltshaker: WHAT?! It's because she's a pretty girl, isn't it? She gets a cruise and I get "the prize possession of Liverpool"..... please tell me it's the one on the left. 🙏🏽

@nedkelly: I TOTALLY knew that. Don't forget to pack your salsa shoes!

a date with Kanye West - lol

😂

Damn *gets out the fake bubble ass panties, the waist corsett and the ear plugs* I guess. If I have to. Can I get you to be my rescue text in about 5 minutes?!!!

2016 Lamborghini

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omg I nearly fainted

@nedkelly: He is pretty randy.. Did the mother take off leaving him to pick up the pieces?

@Majorlatency: She had enough

@nedkelly: What a bitch!! Leaving him up the creek while she waltzes off with any other Tom, Dick or Harry.. Well he's welcome to the inheritance, 15 other mouths to feed now that's a challenge...

@nedkelly: Please tell me it's the one on the left. 🙏🏽

@calicuz: lol

@calicuz: OK you can have the one of the right oops left

2 first class ticket with Qantas to WA

Perth, here I come!

You seem a decent person with a dark history, your American citizenship has been declined

@nedkelly: oh noooo ! , lol

@nedkelly: 😆

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@nedkelly: 😭😭😭I'm so emosh right now

A new car - Chevy

@nedkelly: 🙀 perfect. THANKS 👍🏼