I'm so sorry Faye

You're a dumbass.

You're still around? Wow. I've been out all day and you're still at this. You know what? Word of free advice. Lie down. Just lie down, and imagine your girl fucking the other guy. Just contemplate it for a while. Imagine the screams, the cries, the moans. Their sweat mingled together. Her hair in disarray. His balls slapping her ass. Hell, maybe he's even railing her in the ass. Nipples hard, mouth agape, tongue running over her lips. Just ponder that for a bit.

Then, when you can't take it anymore, go run a bath, grab the toaster, plug it in, have a seat, and drop the thing in with you. Just see what happens, right? This is a win for everyone. It solves your problem (you), it solves her problem (you), and it solves our problem (also you).

You love her? You wanna do right by her? Leave her the fuck alone. That's the best gift you could ever give her.

Not a chance. Sleeping with a girlfriend's best friend isn't a mistake, unless the friend was in the girlfriend's bed and they are the same size and the friend didn't tell you that you had the wrong girl. And it was dark And you were just far too drunk to remember how your girl feels and smells and moves. It wasn't a mistake. It was a bad decision. But it was a decision. You made it. Don't try to say oops, I tripped and landed in your best friend.

Not a mistake.

Mar. 19/17
10:47 pm
EDT

She should've punched you in the dick.

It's over dude.

Oh my, the arrogance in asking for forgiveness and thinking you deserve it after a betrayal like that. I think that is your greatest sin of all.

Oh shit her best friend man you're screwed

Wow. Just wow. If I was your girlfriend I would cut your dick off