Can you do a split?

Not intentionally

Used to, probably still can, or not.

I don't want to risk trying to find out, so probably not

I can, even with all these muscles I have maintained my flexibility.

If anyone sees me doing splits they should call an ambulance because I don't do that and I wouldn't be able to get up and I'd possibly be bleeding

yes. I wield a terrible and ferocious maul. few pieces of firewood can withstand my unsubtle ply with it.

I could do it last year

Yep!

Not anymore

no way, i dont even think im supposed to since i have hip implants

Lol. No.

No however I can pull off an Irish exit like no other😂