Tell me a lie!

I'm a time traveler from another dimension

Shhhh, I'm asleep. 🙂

I found a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. A leprechaun was clutching it in his hands while sitting on a unicorn.

Every other reply to this post is true.

I had been in a relationship before (the truth is no I haven't) :)

Everything will work out.

People care a great deal about you.

The world is a fair place, where goodness and justice ultimately win. Where honesty is answered with respect, and doing the right thing is answered with support from most people.

I'm not lying

I am a blonde fairy princess.

I am fat.

I haven't had sex in 8 years

Lye is good for the skin

I HATE peppermint ...

Just had sex!