Rings your doorbell

curiosi · 61-69, F

*ignores you* If you haven't called first I don't answer. Anyone could be on the other side of that door, and once the door is open..............

elVato · 46-50, M

accidentally sets hand and pants on fire trying to lite the bag of shit.

GlobalLia · 22-25, F

Grabs nearest deadly weapon to fight off intruder.

Bigrobbie · 56-60, M

Shouts 'if you're selling something, go away'.

Pherick · 41-45, M

Is that an euphemism?

abe182 · 46-50, M

Come on in babe
*locks it behind me*

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

Answers door

Ynotjenn · F

Did you bring beer? 😏

Who is it...?🤔

Enchanted · 56-60, F

I Don't want any 😝

TheFakeSlimShady · 31-35, M

Guess who's back? :)

SW-User

*hides*

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SW-User

Peeks out the window

Nobody's home.

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

Announces door is open, ...

mario1 · 22-25, M

*ignores*

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

*gives you money* don't stomp on my face with the rivets please 😭