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Kim Kardashian mows lawn.

Megan Fox has dozens of Gotham City Sirens comics delivered to her mailbox at Warner studios and the internet is abuzz she'll be playing Poison Ivy in that film alongside Margot Robbie. (It's a true story rumor. Maybe she just likes comics? :P )

2.5 people a day read something about someone who has the same name as they do. (See page D-52 for the full story)

Dec. 18/16
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Santa Claus caught having affair with Elf

Trump cheated at a game of Chinese Checkers

Man arrested for licking Tom Hank's face

"Justin Bieber murdered brutally by a hashtag. Bieber's death for world peace ".

Winner Didn’t Even Know It Was Pie-Eating Contest