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dubkebab · 56-60, M
I have sympathy for that type of injury.
One of my favorite war stories:
I was peeling potatoes,reallly swiftly,but didn't realize the surgical power of my new (OXO brand-highly recommended) peeler-until I umm,yes-lopped the tip of my finger off.
Deep slice,well into the nail bed.It didn't hurt...at first...so i wrapped it in gauze and tape and a few rubber gloves attached to my wrist with rubber bands.
Now it's sharply painful and my next task is portioning up a huge fresh salmon.
Can do.Slow,steady. Don't mess up the beautiful expensive fishy.
Luckily, I was drinking at the time and could apply cold medicinal bottles of cider and wine to my brain throughout the service,which I made it through,pausing only to empty out puddles of blood from my improvised germicidal barrier.
No blood got into the food,I assure you.I take kitchen hygiene seriously.
I think I had some potent hash as well.I'm sure that helped.
I spoke to a doctor on the phone the next day and he assured me that with a gouge into the nail bed I was not to handle food,much less run a busy seafood restaurant...
"sorry,Doctors orders, I need some time off" yes,on a holiday weekend.
But on this same weekend the legendary Mad Professor was appearing at Dubmission in the city along with Sister Aisha and the PanAfricanist~ Ariwa sound style and I talked to DJStevo and I'm like'good news,bro-I cut my finger off and get to go to the show!' and it was a great gig.
It took a while,but the fingertip grew back. whew.
One of my favorite war stories:
I was peeling potatoes,reallly swiftly,but didn't realize the surgical power of my new (OXO brand-highly recommended) peeler-until I umm,yes-lopped the tip of my finger off.
Deep slice,well into the nail bed.It didn't hurt...at first...so i wrapped it in gauze and tape and a few rubber gloves attached to my wrist with rubber bands.
Now it's sharply painful and my next task is portioning up a huge fresh salmon.
Can do.Slow,steady. Don't mess up the beautiful expensive fishy.
Luckily, I was drinking at the time and could apply cold medicinal bottles of cider and wine to my brain throughout the service,which I made it through,pausing only to empty out puddles of blood from my improvised germicidal barrier.
No blood got into the food,I assure you.I take kitchen hygiene seriously.
I think I had some potent hash as well.I'm sure that helped.
I spoke to a doctor on the phone the next day and he assured me that with a gouge into the nail bed I was not to handle food,much less run a busy seafood restaurant...
"sorry,Doctors orders, I need some time off" yes,on a holiday weekend.
But on this same weekend the legendary Mad Professor was appearing at Dubmission in the city along with Sister Aisha and the PanAfricanist~ Ariwa sound style and I talked to DJStevo and I'm like'good news,bro-I cut my finger off and get to go to the show!' and it was a great gig.
It took a while,but the fingertip grew back. whew.
Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
@dubkebab Well it's a form of torture isn't it...
I can assure you I would confess everything...
It's sooo painful.
I can assure you I would confess everything...
It's sooo painful.
4meAndyou · F
The third ex once had a dumpster full of broken glass rolled right over his foot. It crushed his big toe, and he use to like to gross me out by showing it to me...🤢
Joshua19842022 · 36-40, M
@4meAndyou that's nasty...I mean I'm ok with gross stuff but there is a limit🧟
Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
@Joshua19842022 agreed I reread this and felt 🤢🤢🤢
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Use peroxide and some warm water. That should do the trick.
Lilnonames · F
I did that to my toe a couple weeks ago broke the nail and split it. I had a pic but ive been deleting pics
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Joshua19842022 · 36-40, M
@Lilnonames I bet that "boar" was pretty soar lol...serious tho it sux ass
Lilnonames · F
@Joshua19842022 i cant see well any more and im mmaking too many mistakes
Joshua19842022 · 36-40, M
@Lilnonames that sux sorry to hear that too getting old is stupid 😜
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Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
@Joshua19842022 it sure do!