Actual transcript of a phone call I just received

Phone: *heavy metal noises*
Me: Yes? (Protip: Never say hello if you don't recognize the number. It confuses bots.)
Some guy with a Hindu accent: Hello, is **** there?
Me: Who's calling
Him: Yes, hello, Mr. ****. My name is Nick, and I am calling from American Surveys. We are a research company—
Me: A reefers company?
Him: No, we are research company.
Me: So you research reefers?
Him: Yes, sir. We conduct political surveys, and—
Me: No, thanks, I've already got one.
*beep*