Seriously, Google?
A literal transcript of a conversation I just had with my Google Assistant:
Me: Hey Google.
Google: *beeps*
Me: Call Sunset Garbage.
Google: Something went wrong. Please try again.
Me: *presses button* Call. Sunset. Garbage.
Google: *looking in my contacts instead of on the internet* Sorry. Who do you want to call?
Me: *exiting Assistant* Fuсk you...
Google: I'm a virtual assistant, but your words are very real.
Me: *annoyed depressed noises*
Me: Hey Google.
Google: *beeps*
Me: Call Sunset Garbage.
Google: Something went wrong. Please try again.
Me: *presses button* Call. Sunset. Garbage.
Google: *looking in my contacts instead of on the internet* Sorry. Who do you want to call?
Me: *exiting Assistant* Fuсk you...
Google: I'm a virtual assistant, but your words are very real.
Me: *annoyed depressed noises*