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stratosranger · M
I am surprised our esteemed thieves, er-um I mean leaders haven’t come up with the Gravity Tax yet. The combined weight of you and your possessions is assessed for their “Gravity Footprint.” Weight, as everyone knows, throws the planet’s rotation and orbit around the sun into unpredictable wobbles, affecting everything from sunrise and sunset times to climate and even mating seasons for wombats. Combatting gravity is everyone’s responsibility.
Sharon · F
@stratosranger Please, don't give them ideas. :(
stratosranger · M
👍@Sharon