How to behave when your staying over at someone else's house?

I showed the person where they should put their hat in a particular cupboard on a shelf with all the other hats...
I placed their coat on a hanger and put it in the wardrobe...
Before they went to shower I mentioned the pressure was really low.

They made a sarcastic comment about me being so organised.
The second time around they put their hat on my dressing table.

They complained that I didn't have enough hangers for their coats and clothes.
But all my clothes get folded unless it's a shirt... Or they go in the laundry.

When they used the shower they said... Next time I come here ill have to use a bucket!