Have you ever been abducted by an alien?

Yes, but I do not like to talk about the cruel experiments I was subjected to...not to mention all that probing...oh the probing....

I have this little metal thing in my neck...

Can't say that I have.

Wait...do you think they wiped my memory of it? What if I get abducted every night? Oh no!! Why??!!?? Why aliens, whyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!

yes. katy perry took me into her dungeon once

Last week whilst having a few beers...no recollection of how I got home though!

They told me they were aliens but I have my doubts

If so, they completely wiped my memory.

Yes. 👽 I got probed.

I can't remember! 😕 👽

Aliens aren't real

No.you?

Only once when I was walking home from a drunken social evening, I vanished for two days into an aliens bedroom and it was rather special as the male alien had a big dick and really knew how to please an Earththing.LOL

Yes, I once looked in the toilet after going to the bathroom, it was full of blood. The only logical explanation is I was abducted by aliens and they erased my memory.

I live with an alien, well her parents are aliens. She was born here.

No but I met Travis Walton who was abducted by aliens.

About two weeks ago. It was ok.

I don't believe so 🤔

Everyday. :/