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Where do babies come from?

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DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F

Elon musk

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@DeluxedEdition Hey ain't even that fine smh

DarkHeaven ·

@DeluxedEdition apparently.

DarkHeaven ·

@Rokasu got money, though.

GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M

A third grader came home from school and told her mom we learned how to make babies today. Her mom was shocked but had to ask. “And what did they tell you?”
Girl says “Change the y to an i and add es. 😂

SW-User

From sitting on phone books

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@SW-User those things are filthy… and I’m always chillin in pay phones hahah

Viper · M

@SW-User is the name you sit on, is that the name of the daddy?

KeyserSoze · 31-35, M

Baby powder, just add water.

DarkHeaven ·

I’m seriously not having this conversation with you again. No sister should be responsible for this. I kinda hate Mom now.

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DarkHeaven ·

@Rokasu it’s in the freezer isle.

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@DarkHeaven That makes so much sense.

Viper · M

@Rokasu did you try tractor supply? They have sometimes baby animals in there

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

Watermelons

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@YoungPoet345 OMG! I ate a baby yesterday!! 😲

YoungPoet345 · 26-30, F

@Degbeme you are a baby killer? 😨

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@YoungPoet345 I has no shame. 😐

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

Someone here told me the Stonk

@SinlessOnslaught

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@WaryWitchWandering Yep. Actual picture.

SW-User

From their mommy's and daddy's

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SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@SW-User Don't

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@SinlessOnslaught they punch their way out

SinlessOnslaught · 26-30, M

@WaryWitchWandering Like in Doom?!

SW-User

Everyone knows its the raven that brings it to your balcony.

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Rokasu · 36-40, M

@SW-User I have to have a wife?

F😐k

SW-User

@Rokasu Or some female companion who will help raise the kid. 😳😂

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@SW-User Guess I need to start a Tinder profile. Might as well make a Grinder one and pray it works with men too.

Reject · 26-30, M

Don’t remind me of how gross human beings are.

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WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@Reject piggies you crazy

Reject · 26-30, M

@WaryWitchWandering That too! Don’t send them to the market though!

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@Reject the littlest one always cries…. Allllll the wayyyyyy homeeee

Degbeme · 70-79, M

The cabbage patch. sheesh... gotta teach you everything? 😬

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@Degbeme Teach be daddy senpai Professor X.

Viper · M

It comes from magic, and you are told how to get them when they magical item comes

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

You came from your Mother's Nose

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@FreestyleArt That explains why I'm perfect 😌

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

@Rokasu bull I'm PERFECT!!!!!

Foxes · F

They grow on trees.

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@Foxes Cool.

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Starcrossed · 41-45, F

The stork

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Xanadu?

FloorGenAdm · 51-55, M

Space dust 🌌

likesnatural · 70-79, M

Leg 3.

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Smegma

SW-User

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet I'm bout to make all the babies then.

WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F

@SkeetSkeet yeah you scrape it off and put it in a vile in the sun… it starts morphing

empanadas · 31-35, M

Anal sex

Rokasu · 36-40, M

@empanadas I KNEW IT

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