An actual conversation I just had with my mother. FML.

Me (watering the plants on the back deck): God, that clone didn't last long. I haven't had the heart to tell my friend.
Mom: Well, you know.
Me: I mean, that thing lasted, what, two days?
Mom: *bristling* Well, I beg your pardon!
Me: I wasn't blaming you. I guess I'll just stop talking to humans for the rest of the day.