what would it take to convince you of alien existence

Oh, my good sir, nothing can "convince" me of their existence. Because...I already know they exist.

Seeing a space man on "the View" or being interviewed by George Stephanopoulos.

Documented cases going back to cave drawings on walls, paintings ad people wearing tin foil on their heads

Contact. Public. Real.

Interaction

I do believe in alien life. I just don't believe they are greys who want to probe us.

I don't give a fuck if they're real. You people are becoming like flies to them