Tonight I am your agony aunt. Comment with your troubles and I will give you Scrofly advice.

@SW-User Get a squatty potty, eat lots of fibre, medicate, and soak yer butt.

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@CountScrofula soak it in what🤨

@SW-User Just water. Maybe there's some hemorrhoid soaking solution but my wife's sibling had some like... severe medical emergency level stuff go on with impacted hemorrhoids and had to do aftercare at our place. The aftercare turns out to be identicial care for just normal ones.

You can even buy these sitz butt bowls that you put on the toilet seat so you can just soak your hiney and read a book or something without a full bath. They just took a ton of baths.

@CountScrofula BUTT BOWLS

@CountScrofula genius, i can read my mangos in peace

@SW-User Exactly! Plus you can pretend to be new-agey and wise without shoving a huge hunk of jade up your vag. They're called sitz baths. Look 'em up.

@SW-User @CountScrofula My nana used to use Epsom salts in a sitz bath. They're supposed to help soothe your tushie and everything in and around it. 🤷‍♀️