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Ugh it's soooo dead at work

Bored! I will pay one of you to come kidnap me 😖

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Silly dog girl hybrid, kidnapping is for kids. I like to drive around town in a zorro mask but I wouldn't be stupid enough to walk into a place of business wearing it, good way to get shot.

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😂😂😂

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

What sort of work do you do? I was thinking of applying with my local cable company in a couple months when my piss is clean. Decent pay, benefits and a break on my enormous cable bill.

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I'm a barber. Good luck with your piss! 👍🏼😝@DanielChristensen:

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

@CityHigh12: *Looks at comment list* Dude, dude, dude, all dudes. As soon as Batman starts commenting the rest of us are gonna be so bummed.

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Id be ok if a girl wanted to kidnap me! 😞@DanielChristensen:

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

So you are often holding scissors and you expect someone to try and grab you bodily. *smh* risk factor seems high here.

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That's why I would pay them! @DanielChristensen:

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

Put down the scissors and come quietly you rapscallion! This woman is under arrest! I am not the real zorro, in case my portly proportions did not immediately make that abundantly clear!

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Portly proportions 😂

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

“I'm not fat you asshole, I'm husky!” - Seth from American History X (see this movie if you have not) :D