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I'm hungry and have no food, what should I do?

A) drink water
B ) cry and eat my own tears
C) scream at myself in the mirror
D) nothing

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totalrandoman · 100+, M

You have two options for protein. 1) Eat your boogers. 2) Masturbate and eat your cum.

Nefarious · 26-30, M

I hate both of those options lol

totalrandoman · 100+, M

If you're already crying, you could masturbate with your tears and then enjoy a nice protein feast.

dinosaurcavemandude · 31-35, M

Bugs have lots of protein too. Just need to make sure you cook them so there are no parasites.

Nefarious · 26-30, M

@blackwhitejester: dude, ewwwwwwww lol

totalrandoman · 100+, M

If you want my honest opinion, I would eat my own semen before eating bugs. I wouldn't be able to palate the texture of bugs. Yuck!

Nefarious · 26-30, M

Dude, I'd just starve

dinosaurcavemandude · 31-35, M

@blackwhitejester, I'm the opposite. I would never want to try my own semen. I would much rather go out and find some crickets or grasshoppers and fry them in some olive oil.

Nefarious · 26-30, M

@chips24: that actually sounds pretty tasty...

totalrandoman · 100+, M

hahaha

dinosaurcavemandude · 31-35, M

@Cognosco, the indigenous here call cicadas the shrimp of the land.
I hear grasshoppers taste similar. I've personally never tried either, but I plan on it!