Shoot me now please

Sure let me get ready.

*points nerf gun

No, no I don't think I will

Also I hope your night gets better or day 🙂

Pretty sure that'd be illegal for me to do

No! Why would you want me to do that?

I don’t own a firearm

I shoot fish not pussy

No I will not

I won’t!

Pewpew

Bang

Where?

Oooooh no. If I have to stick around, so do you

I only have Nerf guns