being a fat slob

I wake up with hair as wild as the jungle. It's untameable and resembles a birds nest but sure, we can pretend I wake up like all the cool kids in them cheesy 90s coming-of-age movies

My daughter thinks I look like a cute baby. 😆

Hᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ʟᴏʟ ɪᴍ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴏɢʀᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ

I don’t know about the effortlessly cute part, but I have been doing a consistent morning routine for nearly 2 months now which had worked out pretty well for me.

Yes! What's your secret dewms?

I used to be, when I was a baby 😌

I sleep then I wake up that’s it

Of course!

Nope

I look like my hair had a party 🤔

😇🤐🤐🤐

Not anymore. I think I look sickly and like a feral cat.

Well, if you find lions pretty and glowing, I guess I do!

You're effortlessly manly

Picture baby Yoda with a nappy Pixie cut. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣